A troupe of Boris Johnson impersonators tour the country on solar-powered Vespa’s in a hard-hitting comedy-nostalgia-revival-mash-up-immersive-performance, with the aim of bringing fascism back to the masses.
All wells are coin-operated and owned by Nestle.
A new sea vessel – The Convercraft – is launched. Half Concorde, half hovercraft, with a free Kit-Kat for every passenger; the goalposts of passenger transport systems are forever shifted.
Holographic curtains replace traditional window-coverings.
Compact CCTV drones will be assigned to each individual, to hover above them at all times, for their safety and security.
Sloths have been trained to wind the watches of humans.
Clouds will be multi-coloured.
A clowder of cats are unexpectedly elected to run America. By now, this is just about everyone’s dream come true.
Athlete’s foot will be 10% less prevalent in Leamington Spa. (Royal)