The descendants of the huskies that were swapped for the NHS have formed a political party which seeks to abolish unhappiness.
In a bid to compete with fast-changing technology and the need for novelty, the pages of printed books are now bound randomly.
The concept of celebrating birthdays has taken a dive in popularity.
Yo yo’s are completely back in fashion.
‘Guess what this chair is’ becomes the new national sport for England.
New decree states that birthday cake must be explosive and made of tar.
Birthday cards will by now have been replaced by birthday-drone holograms.
Books that haven’t been read for over 3 years will automatically self-destruct, using new space-saving technology.
Perms finally come back into fashion.
A 4th traffic light will be added – it will be purple.