In the face of exorbitant legal costs worldwide, all laws are abolished.
Ties will no longer be decorative and will instead be purely functional.
Capital Punishment makes a popular return. Executions are carried out in hospitals to assuage bed shortages.
Solar-powered dentures will become obsolete.
In a bold marketing move, Coca-Cola decide to sponsor Pepsi-Cola.
Plastic surgeons are overwhelmed by requests for extra digits on each hand.
To raise awareness of environmental issues, all roads in the UK are painted green.
By 2017 we will have seen the first octopus Pope.