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Compact CCTV drones will be assigned to each individual, to hover above them at all times, for their safety and security.

Sloths have been trained to wind the watches of humans.

Clouds will be multi-coloured.

A clowder of cats are unexpectedly elected to run America. By now, this is just about everyone’s dream come true.

Athlete’s foot will be 10% less prevalent in Leamington Spa. (Royal)

The descendants of the huskies that were swapped for the NHS have formed a political party which seeks to abolish unhappiness.

In a bid to compete with fast-changing technology and the need for novelty, the pages of printed books are now bound randomly.

The concept of celebrating birthdays has taken a dive in popularity.

Yo yo’s are like totally back in fashion.

‘Guess what this chair is’ becomes a new Olympic sport.
(For example, the chair in the image below is a parrot)