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Obsolete tractors will be repurposed as church seating.

In a new governmental drive aimed at providing meaning and purpose, unemployed graduates are engaged to count the pebbles on Brighton beach.

Fashion Police are finally introduced and have the power of arrest, and tasers.

A short-lived fashion for animal-head transplants proliferates before legal loopholes are closed and the practice moves underground again.

Egg lands on the moon.

A global egg-space-race captures the airwaves and consequently the public’s attention. T-shirts are made and sold, people meet and marry based on their shared love of space-eggs. A Scottish egg launch has to be aborted when the circuits of the main computer fry under pressure.

Eggs in space.

The first guitar school for dogs will open in Helsinki.

Due to the results of new scientific research, tea-drinking is banned, punishable by the wearing of green lip-stick, in a trial which sees laws and punishments gradually reintroduced in new and progressive ways.

A team of penguins become the first non-flying bird expedition to reach Manchester, France.